if red wine and sweatpants qualify as a costume then i guess i’m celebrating halloween after all!
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"If u really wanna go there we can but just remember that you’re fucking w/ a family man." —Dr. Dre
the guy across the street who always decorates his place like a haunted house didn’t do it this halloween. it looks like someone grew up.
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RT @BryanKooz: Wheelchair cat should have a movie, not puss in boots #pretendtime
RT @lizzwinstead: It’s always amazing how emotionally giving people you are not sleeping with can be.
it’s the kind of night where you avoid being alone by going to two different trader joe’s and pretending to shop
"i did a lot of coke in the 90’s" is not a valid excuse for being a dick in this decade.
i think everyone on breaking bad could benefit from the alanon program.
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Date Rape & the City #depressingsitcoms
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you lost me at “i had a dream last night.”