Pregnancy sounds fun in a vomiting all morning kind of way.
tooth fairies sketch with kristen wiig featured in next movie. http://fb.me/HXps9lNC
Melinda Hill stand up on Bonnie Hunt Show
Melinda Hill stand up on Bonnie Hunt Show http://fb.me/10BxSe5Ib
The Hand Job Hamlet
He asked me out and said it’d be the best night of my life. “Are you dating any other people besides me?” He asked, on our first date. “Yeah, you know, I’m getting out there,” I said. “Are you having sex with them?” “No,” I assured him, thinking he’d be delighted. “None of them?!” He was aghast. “No.” “You’re not even giving them hand jobs!?” He exploded. “Well, you know, I’m just...
You guys!!! One day I lived in Kansas and dreamed of saying things on television. Did I know how to accomplish that? Shit no! But it happened anyway. How lucky could one girl be?? I got to work with insanely awesome comedians who are so insanely awesome that their names are right there in the titles of their very own television shows!!! I will be eternally grateful to Sarah Silverman, Demetri...
Ojai nature blog
Spending the weekend in beautiful Ojai reminded me how grateful I am that the pioneers discovered California. It’s mind blowing when you think of it. They could’ve easily stopped at Kansas after months of only seeing flat land and unbearable humidity. They could’ve decided that the rest of the country would just be more of the same. They could’ve stopped at the Colorado...